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Big Dick B holding a basketball

Break room MVP campaign

VOTE
BIG DICK B.

He lost the scholarship.
He hasn’t lost your vote.

ANDREW LOMONDPF · 2 PPGYOUR NEXT BREAK ROOM MVP

A PLATFORM THE BREAK ROOM CAN BELIEVE IN.MY CAMPAIGN PROMISES

LONGER BREAKS

Shorter speeches.

BETTER SNACKS

Championship-level chips.

NO MORE BENCH

More comfortable chairs.

Demo poll · Just for laughs

THE UNOFFICIAL
MVP BALLOT